Every once in a while a project goes awry. It happens less and less as you get better at knowing your body, pairing the right yarn with a pattern, and being able to tweak patterns so they'll fit you as good as possible, but let me assure you it does still happen. Case in point: this recent finished object: The Orange Sweater that Hates Me.
Let me start by saying this: I know that this project isn't an epic fail along the lines of being unwearable or too ugly to be seen in. It's fine and I wouldn't get arrested for indecency if I dared to wear it in public. But the finished sweater isn't what I was going for, and that's the problem with this project.
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It all began almost a year ago, February 2013. I cast on to make the pattern "Ease". The pattern is written with two options for the neck, and I opted to go for the more open neckline.
What I found was that when I made the neckline this open with the amount of ease contained in this design, I couldn't keep the sweater on my shoulders.
So I frogged it, did a little tweaking (subtracted a few stitches from the back and front cast-ons to make the neckline slightly narrower) and reknit the entire sweater a second time.
This time, I have no idea what went wrong. Once blocked, the sweater was a giant monstrosity even though I was using the same needle size as I did on my first attempt. Apparently my gauge was WAY relaxed on the second time through.
So I thought, "Surely, I can get this right on the third try." I decided the neckline would not only have a few less stitches in the initial row, but I would add a ribbed band to make it even more likely it would stay on my shoulders. And now that I had an entire sweater to use as a swatch, I was sure I had my gauge measured correctly.

I'll probably let this project hang out in my closet for a few months just to see if I have the occasion to wear it, and if it doesn't get any love by spring, it's back to the drawing board for my Dream in Color Classy yarn.

I would say I'm pretty "medium" as far as my size and bone structure - I was even right in the middle of one of the bust sizes (this pattern gives sizes as 32-34", 36-38", etc), so I really have no explanation as to why the original neckline wouldn't work for me.
Now that I look at the original photo from the pattern page again, I'm tempted to tear this sweater out and go for it a fourth time. I just need to figure out how to balance the neckline not being too big with having a little positive ease in the sweater. A look through the project pages tells me that this dilemma has been experienced by quite a few other knitters on this pattern. If you do attempt this pattern, I found helpful notes (which I, of course, didn't look for until I had knit this project three times!) on how to make the open neckline work better here and here.
I originally wrote this post about a month ago. Since then, I've taken this sweater off the shelf and put it on twice, but immediately decided to wear something else. So I think it's safe to say this one isn't going to make it into my actual wardrobe.
Wah. Sweater fail.
I originally wrote this post about a month ago. Since then, I've taken this sweater off the shelf and put it on twice, but immediately decided to wear something else. So I think it's safe to say this one isn't going to make it into my actual wardrobe.
Wah. Sweater fail.